The Clunkster

footwear

my converse are dirtier than playboy

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Hi, I’m Kristen, and I wear old shoes for way longer than is appropriate. Then, when I buy new shoes, I still wear the old ones because I don’t wanna get the new ones dirty. This is the life of a perfectionist.

I put together this commemorative photoshoot for a couple reasons:

  1. I couldn’t believe how white my Converse are actually supposed to be. They’re blindingly white. I love it.

  2. To document that I have a problem. Okay? I said it. Never again.

  3. I couldn’t believe that shoes could actually look this disgusting and had to share it with you all.

Okay, back to your regularly scheduled programming. Keep your shoes clean and buy new ones when you need! Rhyme time is over now love you!